Mister Ugh

The creative genius behind this blog would like to apologise for the delay in reading material but would like to offer this explanation in response:

I ran a Half Marathon......yipee!......which made me feel like this.....

but before you can say "re-hydration" I rewarded my efforts with an eat-athon. So now I feel like this.....

Ones enthusiasm for clothes decreases with every single bite of lemon raspberry coffee cake, I can tell you that for certain, which is why I am typing this in my moo-moo.

Anyway, after a brief pause, a few bottles of TUMS and a little talking to myself, I'll be back.